tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4541375927817627360.post2110388665578410923..comments2023-10-30T05:50:38.738-07:00Comments on Baroness von Bloggenschtern: Simple/ComplicatedShelley Jaffehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05722741021304883646noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4541375927817627360.post-80259993662680946852010-08-11T16:46:20.319-07:002010-08-11T16:46:20.319-07:00Countess Judy: Sarcasm - it's not just for br...Countess Judy: Sarcasm - it's not just for breakfast anymore.<br /><br />Countess FF: Mercifully, Zeus the pug only humps one particular item - look for your Save The Date postcard in the mail coming soon!<br /><br />Countess Mama: Starfruit or mangoes?<br />(mental note: do not have the fruit salad at MPM house...)<br /><br />Count Cormac: Italy. Got it. Clearly, I need to do some extensive traveling to be able to provide more apt metaphors. I'll get right on that.<br /><br />Countess Diane: You may have thought differently, but how EXACTLY do you think that planes are able to float in the air? Forget physics, doll, at LOOK. AT. ME. As for Fiona, maybe she and Zeus should get together. At least they could go through the motions.<br /><br />Countess NNG: Is this like Rainbow Brite? Am I sensing that I'm about to have a new nickname?<br /><br />Countess CBW: Oh, ho, ho. I shall market us thusly, "Less stupid than the Osbornes, and more tasteful that the Simmons". I'll let you know how all this turns out.<br /><br />Countess of YY: I actually laughed out loud on this one! Because that is EXACTLY what those puffs are from. Don't worry - I sprayed them with perfume. So they smell like peppermint French Lime Blossom. Yummy!!Shelley Jaffehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05722741021304883646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4541375927817627360.post-88729446554797360852010-08-10T21:09:59.757-07:002010-08-10T21:09:59.757-07:00One question was that fluff the stuff we used to p...One question was that fluff the stuff we used to pad our butts last year for the underware affair because I think I recognized one of those bunches from my left butt cheek.....no wonder it smelled like gum you know i do swallow my gumCountess of YYnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4541375927817627360.post-16549311519770385382010-08-10T15:47:41.493-07:002010-08-10T15:47:41.493-07:00You have missed your calling, but it's not too...You have missed your calling, but it's not too late. (So, I suppose you have *not* missed your calling..if in fact it's not too late. Good job, CBW, your English teacher would be proud.)<br /><br />You and the Baron need to pack your bags and head to Hollywood - ride n on a rainbow and some clouds. I see a comedy hour in your future, seriously.Chesapeake Bay Womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07187804072769932131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4541375927817627360.post-53676036766444837472010-08-10T12:16:12.061-07:002010-08-10T12:16:12.061-07:00Rainbow poots! Just Wonderful!
<><Rainbow poots! Just Wonderful!<br /><><Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08886045805509904850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4541375927817627360.post-14994193396291792242010-08-10T07:06:28.893-07:002010-08-10T07:06:28.893-07:00Is it any wonder I love you so? Thank goodness you...Is it any wonder I love you so? Thank goodness you did not poop rainbows on the flight... that would have been difficult to explain.<br /><br />And if Fiona were there, she would have humped those clouds into submission.Dianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00204195066864717389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4541375927817627360.post-27418053307790278272010-08-10T06:57:09.973-07:002010-08-10T06:57:09.973-07:00Jeez, no wonder you float so gracefully.
"Ha...Jeez, no wonder you float so gracefully.<br /><br />"Have you ever been to a city where they use those metal roller things over their storefront windows, and they pull them down and let them *BANG* to the ground?"<br /><br /><i>PSA Announcer: This is the Baron's brain sounding like Italy at 7 PM, any questions?</i><br /><br />Ah, thank you ever so much for helping me get through work.Cormac Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02990698766444728760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4541375927817627360.post-89693787903804001002010-08-10T05:43:04.276-07:002010-08-10T05:43:04.276-07:00OMG!!!! I have to wash everything in hot water fo...OMG!!!! I have to wash everything in hot water for my allergies, so I would never be able to vomit clouds like that. I do, however, have rainbows that smell like a nice fruit salad....Mental P Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05957544840704376193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4541375927817627360.post-77654488585676589052010-08-09T21:13:24.744-07:002010-08-09T21:13:24.744-07:00I eschew throw pillows of any kind on the bed, mos...I eschew throw pillows of any kind on the bed, mostly because my mom had so many on every bed growing up that I got burned on them. I do however have about ten throw pillows on the couch, most of them dog-humped by now.<br /><br />I should probably wash them.formerly funhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04915882376165190052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4541375927817627360.post-84722178859802187422010-08-09T18:09:41.059-07:002010-08-09T18:09:41.059-07:00That made me snot/laugh
I haven't been marrie...That made me snot/laugh<br /><br />I haven't been married very long but I have figured out that there are some things that my husband just does not want to know - is not capable of knowings. Not the big important stuff - its the little stuff like you just described.<br /><br />When my husband asks a question where the answer is something he is not capable of knowing, the only correct answer is sarcasm.CoffeeJitters (Judy Haley)http://coffeejitters.net/blognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4541375927817627360.post-49528720346170078872010-08-09T16:23:14.721-07:002010-08-09T16:23:14.721-07:00Baron: My rainbows smell like Thrills gum and Swee...Baron: My rainbows smell like Thrills gum and SweetTarts - what's up with yours? Or are you going to blame it on the dog - again?Shelley Jaffehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05722741021304883646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4541375927817627360.post-43323321987455782732010-08-09T15:12:44.462-07:002010-08-09T15:12:44.462-07:00i always thought that rainbows would smell more li...i always thought that rainbows would smell more like candythe baronnoreply@blogger.com