Wednesday, August 27, 2008

(Almost) Wordless Wednesday

Attention Les K-Mart shoppers:

Sweaters? Ptuh.

Notebooks? A travesty.

Why spend all of your hard-earned Euros on mundane back-to-school clothes and ho-hum supplies for your darling children, when instead, you can send them to school with this taxidermic wonderment?

"Aidez-moi! Aidez-moi!"

Yours for the bargain price of 600.

God.

The French.



6 comments:

iPost said...

Hahaha! Hehehehe! Hohohoho! Did you bring him home? *snicker*

Mental P Mama said...

600 euros for a stuffed raccoon??? You have to be kidding me.

Baroness von Bloggenschtern said...

Countess iPost: I think there's some esoteric quarantine law (not to mention laws of taste and refinement) that forbid me from doing so. Such a pity!

Countess MPM: I couldn't remember the price, so I made one up. I hope by doing so I'm not disrupting Canada-France relations.

Like I care.

I'm sure to someone, it's a price above rubies. Or aggies. Which they apparently use for the beady little eyes....

Stacy said...

oh my!

Cormac Brown said...

Mon Baroness,

Merci beaucoup pour le livre!

Sincèrement,

Cormac Raton Laveur

Baroness von Bloggenschtern said...

Countess Stacy: Yeah, huh? The eyes follow you everywhere. Creepy. But whatever it's clinging on to gives it a certain amusing je ne sais quoi.

Count Cormac: Did you dig the whole Minny Pearl touch w/the price tag?

Sorry. I was worried about ripping the cover, and then it wouldn't be in mint condition for eBay! ;)

 
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