Friday, November 14, 2008

Call the Wildlife Officials - It's a Cougar Alert!!

*Note to Dukes 1 & 2: Why don't you just skip reading Mommy's post today? It's going to be so-o-o-o-o boring! I plan on talking at great length about feminine hygiene products, knitting, yoga and The View.

See ya, love ya. Bye, already.

If only.

If only I had a little more patience (not one of my strong points), I could have waited 2 more days to see this terrifying little gem...

...then I could have won the "Yummy Thursday Trifecta".

(Leonardo Di Caprio, who puts the "score" in Scorpio...)

and him:
(Matty Whitmore, Survivor Gabon contestant)

and him:
(McSteamy of Grey's Anatomy)
(OK. OK. OK. He has a name, too. It's...uhhh....)
(Eric Dane)

Am I taking crazy pills here, or could these three be brothers? Much better than Baldwins in their heyday, dontchathink? (Although that Alec still has it goin' on; he makes me laugh like nobody's business - and funny is so very, very hawt)

Casting directors, get on this. NOW.

(And when I say "get on this", you are aware that I don't mean literally, right?)

(Did I really have to clarify this?)


Mental P Mama said...

LOL. Nice feminine products. Love, Cougar Mama.

Baroness von B said...

Countess MPM: Ha! This was brilliant!

Although I doubt I'd feel as fresh as a summer's eve after using them...I'd probably need one of those de-radiation showers and a bucket of Polysporin.

Leah Marie said...

Wow they really do look alike.
BUT, I have to say, although these men may be good looking...
I don't really think as much of them.
They're old and boring.
I have hotter guys to think about, =)

And you know the dukes will read this anyways.

Asthmagirl said...

Yeah, I've been meaning to take up knitting... or was it yoga?

Love the scenery!

RiverPoet said...

Truly, Eric Dane and Leo Dicaprio are amazing guys. I think I could gaze in to their eyes for days....

Peace (and thanks for the eye candy!) D

stacy said...

i've been totally thinking matty looks like leonardo!

do you it's a dream of mine to be on survivor?

kev thinks i would die from the bug bites... he might be right.

Baroness von B said...

Countess Schmee: OK, maybe they're old TO YOU. But bear in mind that I'm, what - 29 years older than you.
Here's some sage wisdom - your tastes may change. AND you'll be old someday, too. The horror!!

Countess AG: Yoga, eyebrow tweezing, gardening, the mechanics of menopause - all subjects that make the Dukes squidgey and want to leave the room by the nearest exit possible.

Countess D: Yes, they are fine, fine, fine.

Countess Stacy: THANK YOU! My family thinks I'm nuts for saying this every. single. time. Survivor. is.on.

Why am I not surprised about you and the Survivor thing? If only they had a Canada edition. Sigh. Note here I did NOT say Canada "version". That would be crazy, like oh I don't know - Canadian Idol. Gah.

I'm with Mr. Kev - if the bugs didn't do me in, my bossiness would ensure I had the dubious honor of being 1st one off.

Lisa said...

Alec Baldwin is looking pretty good lately. There for a while he looked puffy and kinda shiny ... like he was stuffed in a sausage casing. Whew, sure am glad he's out of that phase!!!


wrh said...

Well nobody would ever say that you don't have a TYPE. And by type I mean, of course, holy scruffy sweaty babeness, Baroness, those men are smokin'!

Baroness von B said...

Countess Babs: Ooh, my - your comment made me LOL. New from Jimmy Dean - the Alec Baldwin sausage - puffy AND shiny! I agree with you - he does look a little more cleaned up lately - I think 30 Rock must have hired him a stylist and a groomer...


(the sound when two competing cougars meet in the wild...)

csquaredplus3 said...

This is interesting, because I enjoy Leo and McSteamy, but I was just telling my husband last week that Matty looks a little like a werewolf. Sorry. Seems like a nice young man though!

Alec Baldwin melts my butter.

Sorry to be all Cougar-esque Dukes.

Not Afraid to Use It said...

We've watched Survivor for the first time this year, and Matty is yummy!!

Baroness von Bloggenschtern said...

Countess Mathematique: A werewolf? Ouch.

So, basically you're saying that you are not down with fictional monsters who remind me of Leonardo DiCaprio?

More for me!

(and don't worry about the Dukes - I mortify them on a daily basis)

Countess NATUI: Dare I say, I kind of like him all scruffy. At the same time, I'm thankful that the whole "Smell-o-Vision" thing never really caught on.

Although, now that I think of it, I went some John Waters movie that was in Smell-o-Vision. Kind of like a nasty, nasty scratch & sniff.

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