Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Update

Darlings!!

Some of you may be slightly dismayed - you appear to have fallen off the edge of the Baroness' blog page.

Was it that last comment? That beverage suggestion?

Have you fallen out of favor?

Oh, no, no, no....

Do not dispair.

Instead, go to some of the top buttons (I won't tell you which ones - hey babe, take a walk on the wild side) and marvel at the mediocrity of my HTML coding skills.

This is where you snicker (I'm hoping discreetly) into your cupped hands, and I excuse myself
to lie down in darkened room with a cold compress- my brain aches.

Arrow. Backslash. You. Ell. Arrow.

I do so suffer for my art...

7 comments:

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

May I bring you some smelling salts? How about some Rescue Remedy, which another Canadian friend sent to me in my moment of despair?

What the html is html, anyway?

wv: thari. Maybe the html thari will come along and make everything right with the coding, sort of like that lady who leaves quarters underneath the pillows of youngsters who've lost teeth. Aka the tooth thari.

Mental P Mama said...

I am very impressed. You have mad html skillz.

Meg @ Soup Is Not A Finger Food said...

Ooooh, I like! I was just surfing around up there the other day and was feeling quite unfulfilled after all of those "this page doesn't exist" messages. But now the pages do exist! Huzzah!

Cormac Brown said...

Why does Zeus look so PO'd?

Word verifi "briess," which is what you serve at a bris.

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

The same thing is happening to me as is to meg. What the html is going on?????
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Baroness von Bloggenschtern said...

Countess CBW: Perhaps you could just sprinkle a little Bay Water on my forehead? Ahhh. Much better.

BTW, I think the toof thari only comes when one loses their two front teef, simultaneously.

Countess MPM: No, darling - I just have mad drama skillz. (ssshhh - secret - I already had all the code, I just had to plug stuff ;)in.)(still...) ;)

Countess of Soup: I am thrilled you're fulfilled!!

Count Cormac: This is how Zeus usually looks - a combination of furled brow, vacant stare and seething. It's in the blood. As for the goose (which I'll address here, because I'm lazy) - he is a nasty thing that I met whilst in Virginia. And he is bad to the bone. Roasted for a few hours, it might be a completely different opinion.

Countess NoeNoe: I simply cannot tell you what the html html is. I think,though, that it has something to do with chips.

Diane said...

I'm loving your mad skillz.

The Old Goat and I are also laughing over your mad Seuss skillz! Another word that rhymes with Nectarine is Kerosene. Of course, Zeus rhymes with Seuss. I don't know what to make of that.

 
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