That even after fasting for the day yesterday, I gained weight?
That even after fasting for the day yesterday, then having a healthy meal, I gained weight?
That even after fasting for the day yesterday, then having a healthy meal THEN kickin' it on the treadmill, I gained weight?
Sh*t.
The human body is a complicated thing, people. Sometimes all the questioning in the world won't change what is. Numbers don't lie (but the Baroness will, if you ask).
Me thinks that, in order to find illumination, some retail therapy is in order.
(Nah, not really. I just want to go shopping)
To all of my fellow Canadians, I wish you a Happy Gobble Day this weekend.
May the 2 pounds of mashed potatoes and pumpkin pie sit like a delicate flower petal in your tummy, and may the tryptophan lull you into a delicious turkey trance.
May your gathering of your clan, be it large or small, be soul-nourishing and laughter-filled.
And may we all not care whether weight is gained. It's so not worth the time thinking about it.
Eat, drink, and be merry. Repeat as necessary.
Me thinks that, in order to find illumination, some retail therapy is in order.
(Nah, not really. I just want to go shopping)
To all of my fellow Canadians, I wish you a Happy Gobble Day this weekend.
May the 2 pounds of mashed potatoes and pumpkin pie sit like a delicate flower petal in your tummy, and may the tryptophan lull you into a delicious turkey trance.
May your gathering of your clan, be it large or small, be soul-nourishing and laughter-filled.
And may we all not care whether weight is gained. It's so not worth the time thinking about it.
Eat, drink, and be merry. Repeat as necessary.
