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"It would appear, " she smoothly proclaimed , rubbing her hands together greedily, "that very, very soon I will be a very, very rich woman."

You know.

The class action suit I'm planning on launching, based on the article I just read in the latest Entertainment Weekly.

The very article that says that The Baroness will be appearing in the August 7th movie debut of G.I. Joe.

What the deuce?

Please forgive me, but I have no recollection of:
a) being struck by a blunt instrument near the area of my cranium that makes good judgment calls, thereby
b) subsequently taking leave of my senses for 4 months straight and filming this movie.

Nor do I recall being asked for permission to use my name or my likeness:

(photo source: firstshowing.net)

Believe me, if I had to suit up in that cowhide every damn day? I would remember.
(and BTW? I would never in a million years allow myself to be made brunette - too Autumn; I'm more of a Spring)

(Just a little FYI for my fans)

(You're welcome).

The ultimate slap in the face? The choice of casting of this for this character, of which I was never consulted.

Who would I have chosen? Someone ferocious.

Someone brilliant.

Someone by turns funny and alluring.

Someone, well - me.

Someone distinctly not Sienna Miller.

Ack.

(Although, she does kind of rock that little leather ensemble of mine...)

I digress.

(constantly)

While we patiently wait for our windfall, my husband came up with a great cross-promotion marketing strategy - the shameless tapping of the the fanboy market.

Hence, from now on, I will be including labels for my posts that will direct all of the fans desperately seeking the Baroness over this way.

This should make the time pass quickly, non?