Fleet Farm! Friday

For those of you who haven't ever had the privelege to go to a Fleet Farm, let me tell you that is - quite possibly - one of the most fascinating emporiums I have ever laid eyes on.

Part WalMart, part Field and Stream, part Guns and Ammo, part Ye Olde Garden Shop, part PetSmart.

Don't have an animal?

No problem - Fleet Farm can help you grow your own:


Yuh. They're just that amazing.

However...

And this is a big however...

After all my years of reading mysteries and watching crime-based tv dramas I couldn't help shake the feeling that not only is this a one-stop shop for the rural community, it could also be the one-stop shop for a more sinister element....

That ooky feeling started here,

Amped up a little when we got to here,

And had me totally skeeved out when we met some fellow in the crossbow department pushing his cart filled with ,um, cleaning products:

When he and I accidently made eye contact whilst perusing the flourescent lingerie, I went into freak-out mode and pulled out my handy-dandy Cloak of Invisibility:

Duck!!! Blind

And waited until he had disappeared into what I thought was the "Shovels for Digging Shallow Graves" department.

Oh, me and my wild imagination....

Ha ha ha.