Take photography, for example.
Why on earth would we ever ask the people whose souls we're about to steal with a Minolta, "Say Cheese?", when there are so many other fascinating words out there, begging to be used?
A game we've recently come to play is the "America's Next Top Model" photo shoot.
Official family photographer, Duke #2, will shout out a certain genre that we have to emulate.
Let me illustrate:
He says "Commercial!".
She does this:
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful. Cover Girl.He requests "Catalogue!"
She poses thusly:
Fee-Yass! Work it... work it....
And when Duke #2 barks out "COUTURE!"
I do this:
Yoinks.Kind of a hot mess, non?
Like I said, there are some things we vonB's don't do well...
(I promise to work on this while in the City of Angels next week - I hear there are lots of posers down there.)
