Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Sa-Weet Sixteen

16 years ago today, the ever-so-handsome and charming Duke #2 entered the von B's world. We were awestruck, and immediately fell head over heels in love with our little elfish bundle.

Like every other birthday of Duke 1 and 2, we will celebrate in our humble, close-knit family way.

Every wish and whim will be our command for these 24 hours, and we will have a fancy-schmancy dinner out at the restaurant of their choosing. They will get their "special" present from us today; there will be other smaller ones at the big family extravaganza in a couple of weeks.

What we won't do is this for Duke 2's Super Sweet Sixteen:

Bow Wow, hip-hop phenom who hit the charts at the young age of thirteen, is a hard worker, but he makes sure he has time to still kick it and be a kid. So, for his big, bad 21st birthday he is going to throw not one, but two parties. Over a game of pool with his friends, Bow Wow announces that he wants Vegas to be his premier party so he can really show the world how a grown man does it. His parties are going to be more than crazy-they are going to be "stupid."

Bow Wow goes down to the Jet Night Club in Vegas to check out the place where he is going to have his party. He talks with a Jet Club representative and lets her know that his main concerns for his party are that there will be hot chicks there and pole dancing.

Next, Bow Wow goes to find something fresh to wear to his party. His stylist helps him pick out the perfect set, and Bow Wow drops just over 3,000 on his new clothes.

Having picked out his birthday suit, Bow Wow goes to the Mercedes Benz dealer with one of his boys to look at cars. He calls his mom to tell her about the Maybach he wants that's only 400 grand. However, his mom doesn't seem think the car is as good of an idea as he does.

The night of Bow Wow's first party has arrived, and while his fans start the party in D.C., Bow Wow gets ready in his hotel room. Bow Wow surprises his guest by making his grand entrance through the back and tells his guests they are going to party like crazy. Let's get it poppin!

After partying the night away in D.C., Bow Wow gets on a jet to travel to Vegas. After heading to the casino to gamble, Bow Wow freshens up once again while the guests start arriving at the Jet Night Club. Bow Wow is psyched because if D.C. was poppin', then Vegas is about to be out of control!

Outside the club, Bow Wow's mom is waiting for her son to arrive, and when he does, she surprises him with his birthday present-his very own Mercedes Maybach. The crowd goes wild as Bow Wow makes his grand entrance, and only shortly after, they go even crazier as Snoop Dog - the Big Bow Wow - makes a surprise appearance. Bow Wow's second birthday bash is even more successful than the first, and finally 21, Bow Wow is livin' the life-Vegas style!

Sorry, dude. Ain't gonna happen.

Mama dint raise no playa.


Mental P Mama said...

And thank goodness for that! Um, ours wasn't like that either. Happy Birthday Duke #2!

Bubs said...


Tell Duke II to enjoy his birthday!

RiverPoet said...

Dude. 'Sup? Happy, you know, birthday, foshizzle.

Peace out - D

Baroness von Bloggenschtern said...

Countess MPM: I know, I know. I am SUCH a cruel parent. Family values, blah, blah, blah. Good to hear we have another thing in common. Yo.

Count Tiki: Holla back.

Countess D: Tru dat. I'll pass the 411 to my peep.

Anonymous said...

I hope you set the level of party expectations... I mean...

I hope yo boy knowz whas up wid dat!

And, I hope the Duke enjoys the usual trappings of celebration... or...

... where my peepz and grits! Yo!

Baroness von Bloggenschtern said...

Countess AG: Never before have so many tried so hard to sound so uncomfortably street.

LOVING this!!

(also <3ing the peeps and grits line...)

{i}Post said...

Thank God some parents have some sense!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for your birfday wishes!


Not Afraid to Use It said...

I've misplaced my Canadian Gangsta dictionary, so a regular congrats from the NATUI family. Hope it was a great one, eh?

Baroness von Bloggenschtern said...

Countess NATUI: Canadian, American - all surburban white kid's "gansta" dictionaries are the same.

We had a great dinner, lots of laughs, and he got the Cherry Cheesecake he loves. All good!! Thanks for the well wishes.

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