Suffice it to say (which is how a lawyer of mine used to begin all his sentences - but unfortunately he had nothing to say after that. And neither have I).
Groucho Marx, The Groucho Letters
Red leaves on a string
16 hours ago
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My sister, the lawyer, peppers her statements with 'and so forth'.
I think you said it all yesterday with "Heysoos Marimba," which made me laugh. A lot.
But that's not the least of it.
Which says it all, really.
Countess Daryl: Lawyers. So terse.
Countess CBW: Yay!
Countess Mama: Certainly.
Countess Auds: Absolutely!
Furthermore, and in conclusion, my favorite Groucho line...while holding a lady in a tight imbrace..she said "closer, closer," he replied..."if I were any closer, I'd be behind you."
Count Bayman: Furthermore? In conclusion? Are you secretly a lawyer, too? ;)
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