photo source here Ode to My Favorite Super Model *
I think that I shall never see
A Viking Fan as lovely as a tree
A tree whose hungry mouth is prest [bravely, may I add]
Against the camo-patterned vest [and matching balaclava, $21.99!]
A tree that looks at God all day [why is she my friend? Why? Why?]
And lifts her leafy limbs to pray [Dear God, let her take the damned picture already]
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Extreme Leafy Limb Closeup:
Just look at the craftsmanship!
Can't you just feel the wafty-ness quality?
Only thing missing is squirrel excrement.
Yuh.
It's that real.
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A tree that may in summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair [Nature's answer to the 'Duck!!! Blind']
Upon whose bosom snow has lain; [I am not touching this one, literally or figuratively]
Who intimately lives with rain. [that would be yours truly - rain and I have shared some things]
Poems are made by fools like me
But only God - and Fleet Farm - can make a tree.
*with sincerest of apologies to Joyce Kilmer. A Viking Fan as lovely as a tree
A tree whose hungry mouth is prest [bravely, may I add]Against the camo-patterned vest [and matching balaclava, $21.99!]
A tree that looks at God all day [why is she my friend? Why? Why?]
And lifts her leafy limbs to pray [Dear God, let her take the damned picture already]
************
Extreme Leafy Limb Closeup:
Just look at the craftsmanship!Can't you just feel the wafty-ness quality?
Only thing missing is squirrel excrement.
Yuh.
It's that real.
************
A tree that may in summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair [Nature's answer to the 'Duck!!! Blind']
Upon whose bosom snow has lain; [I am not touching this one, literally or figuratively]
Who intimately lives with rain. [that would be yours truly - rain and I have shared some things]
Poems are made by fools like me
But only God - and Fleet Farm - can make a tree.
Fleet Farm!!
