Who knew that my glorious readers also peruse the comments?
Truly, you are a fine bunch of blends*.
The Good Countess Sandi, of A Widow for One Year, noticed in one of my comments for "Lessons from the Louvre - Part II"** that not only had I seen an incredible likeness of Joaquin Phoenix, but also Johnny Depp.
Sandi was on this wee factum like a bee to honey. "Show me the Johnny", pleaded she.
(Alright, already. She didn't actually say this. I was watching Jerry Maguire recently, and the "Show. Me . The. Money!" line has been inexplicably running through my head ever since...)
(And she did not plead either. She's better than that. Artistic license and all - I so desperately need for y'all to hang on my every word, I try to create compelling dialogue. Aren't you SO drawn in?)
An-n-n-nyways...
Let me first say that I do not quite understand the physical attraction to Johnny Depp. Don't get me wrong, I think he's a brilliant actor, and quite the smarty-pants.
However if I ever find myself in a cougar-ish mood (which I believe is in the Spring, during mating season), I would opt for his hairless POTC co-star:
Sandi was on this wee factum like a bee to honey. "Show me the Johnny", pleaded she.
(Alright, already. She didn't actually say this. I was watching Jerry Maguire recently, and the "Show. Me . The. Money!" line has been inexplicably running through my head ever since...)
(And she did not plead either. She's better than that. Artistic license and all - I so desperately need for y'all to hang on my every word, I try to create compelling dialogue. Aren't you SO drawn in?)
An-n-n-nyways...
Let me first say that I do not quite understand the physical attraction to Johnny Depp. Don't get me wrong, I think he's a brilliant actor, and quite the smarty-pants.
However if I ever find myself in a cougar-ish mood (which I believe is in the Spring, during mating season), I would opt for his hairless POTC co-star:
(Mmmm. Mama loves her the Elf. So pret-ty!)But, who am I to judge? I mean really - according to my sons, Dude Bloom has approximately the same amount of body hair as this. . .
Just call me "LegoLASS"Rawr!
. . . and about as many X chromosomes.
Mr. Depp, on the other hand, is mucho macho. And, may I add, quite the Dapper Dan.
You could even say, fashion-wise, he's ahead of his time.
And I've got the picture to prove it:
(Make sure you "le clique" on the picture to see the eerie beauty...)Happy Friday, everyone. Tune in next week for Battle of the Bruge and other tales from Land O' the Euro...
Affectionately,
B von B
* blend: bl(0g) + (fri) end = blend
**shameful self-promotion
